Friday, March 21, 2014

Last day on an old job thoughts

Ocean drill and conpiracy tales.
Old files that built and built into an explosion
of arguments and pay stubs falling short.
Still bidding to the highest price point.
Your response is appreciated either way.
Is this not for sale at any price.
You do not appear to be using the site would you consider a sale.
No please leave me alone and find another name.
Perhaps there is an offer that would intrigue you.
Fuck off, says the registrant.
Tell the client.
Client, wonders if I'm a hard-ass enough negotiator.
Does not understand why some people would rather not sell
something they are using. Or not using or why their money
could not get them what they want even if they are making an offer
Above or below market value.
It should have been done yesterday anyway.
Even if the resources are not there and even if we should have been given
more time and even if they should have planned better and had alternate plans
should their first priority not work but the alternate plan was to blame the consultant.
Obviously, duh.
Thank you for your time in this matter. Thank you once again for your time and hard work.
Rare words.
Maybe I've hit my attempts quota.
Cannot think up another password.
Log out.

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Ballpark figure ballpark figure
take me out to the ballpark
get fried on these misses.
You really get fried on the misses.
You really miss getting fried.
Heavy lidded eyes at home calling Asia
since your work doesn't leave you and you can
be at dinner thinking about a domain name.
A domain name not even a piece of air
a 0101 somewhere in the ether and it is missing
and worth six-figures and you better find it so
get to crawling.
Wish I had better news.
Wish I could get a response.
Hope to hell you would take, this didn't work out, so sorry
seriously and leave me alone and find another name.
There are many names to be had even if you think this is the only
word to make you happy.
Try it, make something up, and a letter, subtract a term, pick a different country code,
go .NET instead of .COM go crazy.
Anyway, there is Facebook, Twitter, apps, domain names. Already a relic. so behind the curve once again we go crawling through the ether in search of the riches or a new avenue that reach around and finds you in the same predicament. Looking for that perfect word. To sell other words, to make a dream feel like it will last into infinity. 010101. Hold on to your login, remember your password cause I can be lost. Well, then found again with a new password.

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Just gonna manage some expectations here. Sure I may but dial you but that doesn't say what I'm really thinking. I'm just managing some expectations, and so I say with all seriousness, and unforunately what I'm going to say is this isnt going to work.
Maybe if you managed it better it would work but see you as the manager manged it poorly and therefore the expectation that this would work is pretty silly. See what I mean. So I will point out that you are not getting what you want.

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Are you confident in your contact information. Scour the internet and people are more readily available, yes why yes I will sell. What we have is a seller, somebody that is willing to sell their ether for the right price. Check budget, offer small amount from world's richest company to guy in need of end of the month cash in order to feed his pet. He will accept, he will take the first low offer I give, and then a few months later, there is a snazzy add on the television, and as the dog eats the dry dog food, the seller realizes he sold for way too cheap.

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Is there anything else we can do for you. Please just let me know. Anything we can do. Yes get us the fucking domain name we want.

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Pretext our pretext just who do you think we are you can't fool us we will investigate your investigator and our pretext your pretext with our own ability to incorporate in a state to legitmize our pretext make it real. Real appearances by fake people are accepted when the money is wire transferred to another pretext account.

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Attached for your records is an agreement signed by a fake person on behalf of a very profitable company using us to pay you shit. But I'm fine with that because I ain't making ends meet myself so why should you and it is just part of the job.

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In short that will cost you a million dollars. That doesn't sound very short at all. That seems tall. Very tall for a domain name price. Agree to terms, agree to the price-point. Send the purchase agreement and afterall that and a bag of attorney jargon the seller simply disappears. No domain name in sight. A record on the trail of discovery that sometimes even a million dollars is not enough.

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The cube mate shuffle.
She could not understand why we would not turn the heat on for her when we got to work before her and was not cold.
She didn't like sounds.
She had to have the coffee bag clasped in just the right way to keep the beans fresh.
If lunch was ordered, god help everyone if hers did not come as needed.
When the office was lost and she was moved to a cube--mentally that was her last day. Others in cubes nearby would pay the price.

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escrow escrow get your deal into escrow
lock it in shut them up now it is time to pay
and you have left us with the deal in place
but now you have gone away.
escrow escrow we got our cash into escrow
third party shakedown they will make payment
they will hold the funds even if you decide to run
escrow escrow time to get your money from escrow
ship the merchandise which is a piece of ether in the sky
merchandise received and payment released.

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To perfect and banal to quote directly:
This name seems important to him and his business aspirations. We may need to offer more, but let's see if the $1K offer via the Linkedin elicits a response. 
Again, I'm confident he is aware of our interest and right now we can consider him a unmotivated registrant.


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unmotivated, unmotivated, for what cash, again how can that do something about it already. Well, we can offer more cash.

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The purchase agreement is securing any related IP rights the registrant may have to the mark--which does not seem necessary to your goals for these defensive acquisitions.

Our funds will be secure at escrow.com, correct.

We just need to confirm with you and will go ahead and move forward without the agreement on these cases unless otherwise instructed.

We will let our acquisitions team know.

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This agreement upon signing releases all rights you have to your manhood in perpetuity for a small one-time payment. Deal?

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Signed, faxed, fake name stamped, pinky swear, get the auth code, initiate transfer, transfer received payment released report updated invoice sent and then...

New case request.

so it starts again


I am writing about the domain name .COM. Would you be
willing to sell this name? Is there a price that you would require in
compensation? 
We do need to make some business decisions, so your response either way is
much appreciated.

Please confirm receipt and thank you for your time.


Best regards,

Miles


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Email client, what kind of budget do you have.


Thursday, May 09, 2013

Head on a Platter Life on a Stick

This conspiracy is really upon me
A false flag right in your front yard
off your porch you fly.

Head on the platter. Life on a stick.
When all the does become don'ts
Right there on the chopping block
it's been promised. Stick out your hands
because you got nothing left to lose.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Beats out of the bump

Here we are at the end of the workday at the end of the year and the goalposts were moved once again. However, old friends to reach out to and they reach back and we tilt back loose beverages. A few spills along the way is no reason not to tilt back a few more.
Times change hair falls babies pushed out and more snow flakes fall all over my desk chair and envelop me in a cool embrace.
Login logout I got many passwords and they are too genius to remember and many more identities to crash. Hopefully my next one will come across some cash because I got some health care bills to pay so that I can do this all for not in the coming year. And that is more positive than it sounds. Love abounds.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

There is enough anxiousness around
and not enough people to attach themselves to.
So it is unleashed on a screen
in a bubble.
Without reply.

Go ahead and bleed it out.
While nobody is watching.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

turrets keyboard relentless

asinine behavior and claims to fame that fall on deaf ears.
A clock-out stopped in its tracks
sent back to the cube
ordered to find the end of the internet.
Fooled myself into seeing myself reaching the destination.
soon to be freed for a weekend escape.
why didn't i read what I posted.
before my own circular logic left me dizzy.
cliffhouse. with a slippery foundation.
mountain retreat here I come.

Monday, May 16, 2011

obama osama

of course fox slips when the consonants serve them well.
no way a limbaugh can give credit where it is due.
how can the middle east celebrate the death of a martyr.
why would we suddenly pull out of profitable wars.
Shouldn't we all cheer assasinations.
You do yourself no favors to go along and wave that flag.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Oil Under Water

How did our oil get under your sand?
Or under a peaceful gulf?
Resting in the artic?
Shales of juices ready to be drunk.
And why do I drive my care
2 miles to work when there is a bus
that goes directly from door to door.
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Let's hope the well in the gulf is plugged soon.
Or as a fisherman said "People don't like oily shrimp"